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Episode 068 - Hold The Phone

by The Offensive

UEFA have been in touch with Ashwood City to confirm the use of Patrick Nolan in the promotional media for their latest campaign. The Chief-Executive however... has a few tweaks. 

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Directed by:

Joel Emery

Episode written by:

Joel Emery  

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

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